the IMPOSIUM

(picture of the moment)

some people just really ask for it.  a-rod is one of those people.  look at this guy.  seriously.  this guy put on a santa hat and then turned to a camera and made a face that your parents teach you at a young age to turn and run from.  i don’t know what the context of this photo is, nor have i read the article it refers to, but i can tell you this: the yankees are oh and one and cody ransom is hitless so i am not-so-secretly wishing the speedy recovery of this sadly necessary doucheface making a doucheface so that we may, at the very least, reap the benefits of the historically stellar a-rod regular season, regardless of the astoundingly eventual, pathetic, a-rod postseason.

tip: if this is what it looks like – even on a rare occasion – when you smile for pictures, do NOT smile for pictures.  it is only acceptible to look like this if a guy walks up to your car, smiles, and tells you he really likes your pt cruiser.  this is also what that guy who walks up to your car will look like.